Duke tried not to obsess over the coming baby. He was hoping for either a son or a boneless jelly that could slip under doors and through cracks. To keep his mind off the baby he practiced his speaking in the mirror. Hey, wait a second, I thought I only put one of those in the baby's room!
Fifa puttered around the house getting fat and eating. She felt guilty so she went to the gym and took a bath. When she started doing aerobics her tummy made a grumble that upset some of the other people doing aerobics.
What are these? Contraptions? Better get to the hospital and fart out a baby! Hooray! Let's call it Meatbaby and let's make it crazy. I love a crazy meatbaby.
The velvet hoods are now mandatory for all classes and on-campus activities. Do not remove them for any reason.
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
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