Lowtax - GREETINGS JIMBO
Jimbo - Hey man, how are you doing?
Lowtax - I AM BETTER. THE KEYBOARD DID END UP BREAKING, MOTHER FRIEND. I NOW AM HAVE NO KEYBOARD TWO USE AS A RESULT.
Jimbo - How are you using the computer then?
Lowtax - SPEECH TO TEXT PROGRAM, I AM OF USING MICROPHONE TO DICTATE THE SPEECH INTO TEXT FORM TO ALLOW YOU TO READ.
Jimbo - The Soundblaster software?
Lowtax - JIMMY, YOU CRAZY SUN AND A BITCH. I AM USING A SPEECH TWO TEXT PROGRAM ON THE COMPUTER, SO AND DONT FOR GET IT YOU MOTHER FRIEND?
Jimbo - What?
Lowtax - DID YOU HERE THE CHEFS DRAFTS A TIGHT END AND NAMED JASON DONE?
Jimbo - Jason Dunn?
Lowtax - WRITE, JIMMY.
Jimbo - Heh he, yes, like they need another tight end.
Lowtax - MOTHER FRIEND THIS PROGRAM IS PEACE OF SHOE. IT DOES NOT RIGHT THE WORDS I DO SPEAK CORRECTLY. MOTHER FRIEND.
Jimbo - You should really simply buy a nother keyboard.
Lowtax - LISTEN JIMMY, ALL OF US ARE DO NOT ROLE IN MONEY LIKE YOU DO, IS. I DO NOT I DO HAVE THE HUNDRED DOLL ARE TOO BUY A NEW KEY BORED. MOTHER FRIEND, THE DAN BIRD IS AT BACK AGAIN.
Jimbo - Keyboard are only about $15, you can buy them at CompUsa.
Lowtax - GOD IDEA JIMMY. YOU ARE SMART TEA MAN, I GUESS! FIRST THING I DO IS I CATCH BIRD FLYING A ROUND LIKE A MOTHER FRIEND RETARDED BIRD, THEN I AM GO TO I GO AND PURCHASE KEY BORED. AT CANT YOU ESSAY. GO CHEFS!
Jimbo - Go Chiefs!!!
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