(day 4)

Lowtax - GREETINGS JIMBO

Jimbo - Hey man, how are you doing?

Lowtax - I AM BETTER. THE KEYBOARD DID END UP BREAKING, MOTHER FRIEND. I NOW AM HAVE NO KEYBOARD TWO USE AS A RESULT.

Jimbo - How are you using the computer then?

Lowtax - SPEECH TO TEXT PROGRAM, I AM OF USING MICROPHONE TO DICTATE THE SPEECH INTO TEXT FORM TO ALLOW YOU TO READ.

Jimbo - The Soundblaster software?

Lowtax - JIMMY, YOU CRAZY SUN AND A BITCH. I AM USING A SPEECH TWO TEXT PROGRAM ON THE COMPUTER, SO AND DONT FOR GET IT YOU MOTHER FRIEND?

Jimbo - What?

Lowtax - DID YOU HERE THE CHEFS DRAFTS A TIGHT END AND NAMED JASON DONE?

Jimbo - Jason Dunn?

Lowtax - WRITE, JIMMY.

Jimbo - Heh he, yes, like they need another tight end.

Lowtax - MOTHER FRIEND THIS PROGRAM IS PEACE OF SHOE. IT DOES NOT RIGHT THE WORDS I DO SPEAK CORRECTLY. MOTHER FRIEND.

Jimbo - You should really simply buy a nother keyboard.

Lowtax - LISTEN JIMMY, ALL OF US ARE DO NOT ROLE IN MONEY LIKE YOU DO, IS. I DO NOT I DO HAVE THE HUNDRED DOLL ARE TOO BUY A NEW KEY BORED. MOTHER FRIEND, THE DAN BIRD IS AT BACK AGAIN.

Jimbo - Keyboard are only about $15, you can buy them at CompUsa.

Lowtax - GOD IDEA JIMMY. YOU ARE SMART TEA MAN, I GUESS! FIRST THING I DO IS I CATCH BIRD FLYING A ROUND LIKE A MOTHER FRIEND RETARDED BIRD, THEN I AM GO TO I GO AND PURCHASE KEY BORED. AT CANT YOU ESSAY. GO CHEFS!

Jimbo - Go Chiefs!!!

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