Haymaker: Ouch! Now you see him, now you don't! Ah Ha Ha Ah Ha.
The Vein: Ha Ha Ha Ha, Ah. And there you have it gore fans, just like that, reigning World Karate Champion Yip Yap Fun proving to be very defeatable indeed.
Haymaker: Just like that, enucleated and kicked off a roof like yesterday's garbage. It's a sad, throwaway culture we live in, Vein.
The Vein: It sure is Haymaker. But seriously though, our deepest condolences go out to the champ's loved ones, who as we speak are almost definitely being mutilated and defiled in a similar fashion.
It is 2016. I think it is high time that Captain America have a dog man as a boyfriend.
A brave pop culture addict puts his foot down once and for all.
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