Haymaker: Ouch! Now you see him, now you don't! Ah Ha Ha Ah Ha.
The Vein: Ha Ha Ha Ha, Ah. And there you have it gore fans, just like that, reigning World Karate Champion Yip Yap Fun proving to be very defeatable indeed.
Haymaker: Just like that, enucleated and kicked off a roof like yesterday's garbage. It's a sad, throwaway culture we live in, Vein.
The Vein: It sure is Haymaker. But seriously though, our deepest condolences go out to the champ's loved ones, who as we speak are almost definitely being mutilated and defiled in a similar fashion.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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