"Shut up, ma." She doesn't understand what is at risk here. You can't rely on her to realize the importance of the soda. No. You must do this yourself. Quickly, you go into the kitchen and microwave two pizza Hot Pockets and grab your coat. When the food is ready, you put them in your pocket and head to the door.
Go to the gas station
Can you tell which is which?
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
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