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AA guns firing wildly into air scares NATO planes into dropping bombs and fleeing
IMPORTANT: Crowds of cheering babies and toddlers around Gaddafi at all times. All times. Wherever he goes. Sleep in the bed with him.
New USA bomb digs up martyr bodies and has a new funeral for them on State TV
Does America dare to send its beautiful reporter women to Tripoli or are they afraid they will be seduced by handsome, virile Libyan men?I TOLD YOU: Crazy prostitute who reported false rape was high on drugs smoked from Israeli flag pipe
All people from Benghazi smell super bad and farty, what a load of shits these guys are says science book announced today
TOP REBEL: "I pray the gay Torah in Israel by Skype"
Source of Al Qaeda hallucinogens traced by special government spy rocket to CIA factory in Benghazi
Poll: 100% of rebels are stupid fuckers according to poll
Fucking guys, unbelievable
USA Generals announce plan to target hospitals of Libya: "Especially baby incubators and women areas of hospital."
Dishonorable USA pig fucks love to hug and kiss dogs and eat their cruds
Colonel Gaddafi places call to braggart fucker Donald Trump with bad news: I fuck your daughter in Qatar, shitbrains
Investigation: Barack Obama shackled slave of John McCain and Josh Boehner
USA Libyans rally for Gaddafi beside Gaddafi statue in New York City bigger even than Statue of Shitberty, a shameful statue of deceit
Libya aid to Japan: plane full of Nigerian mercenaries to search for, ransom survivors
Nuclear expert man says be careful maybe Libya has a nuclear reactor so take him seriously
China would be wise to help Libya right now with a bunch of jet fighter say military expert in quote, "I bet Gaddafi would offer 6 oil contracts in exchange for 50 fighter jets right now"
Russia too chicken to do anything even though Russia was at huge orgy I held at my house and I know he is reading this he is chicken bitch
North Korea could not even create an incident to distract things even though we have xbox party every night and watch bad horror movie on netflix together well guess who is not watching human centipede with kim jong un this weekend
Where is Lindsay Lohan? Did she die? Concern spreads for spunky white woman who seems very fun and should visit Tripoli
Yahoo Answers fails to reply to how far a helicopter can get during a "no fly zone" before fighter planes shoot it down thanks a lot timclancy1988 for NO HELP
Place to get Enzyte in Somalia around mid-April????
New passage discovered in Koran says bravest thing more than martyrdom is to fake own suicide and disappear in Thailand with ladyboys
LADIES: Don Draper maybe have a super gross beard + mustache this year on Mad Men?? Probably says TV guyed
New weight restrictions to be enforced on bodyguard women so heads up on that
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
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