We gaze up in equal parts wonder and fear at the giant sphere that has appeared above our city. It contains the dead husks of our aspirations in the form of hilarious nostalgia. Awk-waaaaard!

15. Jonathon Taylor Thomas

His eyes black. His body in repose. Staring at an infinite horizon forever. Never dying or even aging.

14. Honey Bees

Remember bees? They are not dying out, their queens had led them to the safety of the sphere. They will be preserved through the coming tumult.

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