apsouthern shares a grim vision of the future, which involves Charlize Theron getting old and ugly.
feraljess used paranormal photography to capture this ancient Spartan warrior, who died a "Beautiful Death." These days, his restless spirit startles modern women by shouting "My queen, my wife, my love" in their unsuspecting ears.
Undercover activist The Power of Heart documented the grisly fate of Dexter's laboratory animals.
srkingdavy belittles Michael J. Fox's tragic battle with miniaturism.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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