apsouthern shares a grim vision of the future, which involves Charlize Theron getting old and ugly.
feraljess used paranormal photography to capture this ancient Spartan warrior, who died a "Beautiful Death." These days, his restless spirit startles modern women by shouting "My queen, my wife, my love" in their unsuspecting ears.
Undercover activist The Power of Heart documented the grisly fate of Dexter's laboratory animals.
srkingdavy belittles Michael J. Fox's tragic battle with miniaturism.
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Should you call someone a Nazi? The answer will surprise you.
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