grandmasterapu is wise to the street vernacular I guess. To be honest I felt awfully depressed writing this comment and didn't put much heart into it.

PovRayMan has a solid idea here. Screw "Cabin Fever," the real terror is the VCR. IT HUNGERS!

neckbeard is not an animal and should not be petted.

HUT HUT HUT HIKE! tifoso scores a touchdown!

occamsmonkey kidnaps poodles and holds them for ransom.

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