TomTucker shows that even Arnie has a sensitive side. Unfortunately it requires CG to pull off.

I hate to break this to you hear, the_ruiner, but I just found out your grandpa died. I'm sorry you had to hear it here.

Oh Douche4Sale, what antics will you get into next?

Almost Smart sends a strong message to those dirty snitches of the world: zip it up.

And finally, SirRobin! You aren't alone, good buddy. We're all hot for that triumvirate of inches!

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– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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