For my money, there's no better drink than that of clear, cool tap water. I am riddled with disease and my gums are all cut up from the faucet rim. For everyone else, there's vending machines! Source, as always, are the posters of our own forums.
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Expert analysis on the few things your cat likes and the many things it hates.
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
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