el Gran Poco cites evidence in the case "Being choked stretched my neck and made me ugly," filed by Tila Tequila.
JuanChai has good news for the Houston Rockets: Yao Ming no longer suffers foot pain! He also has bad news...
el Gran Poco created this cardboard standup as a "must be this short to buy a Miley CD" guide for music retailers.
NAG contributes a cross-submission to the Same Actor, Wrong Role thread, starring Natalie Portman from Léon.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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