el Gran Poco cites evidence in the case "Being choked stretched my neck and made me ugly," filed by Tila Tequila.
JuanChai has good news for the Houston Rockets: Yao Ming no longer suffers foot pain! He also has bad news...
el Gran Poco created this cardboard standup as a "must be this short to buy a Miley CD" guide for music retailers.
NAG contributes a cross-submission to the Same Actor, Wrong Role thread, starring Natalie Portman from Léon.
Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
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