el Gran Poco cites evidence in the case "Being choked stretched my neck and made me ugly," filed by Tila Tequila.
JuanChai has good news for the Houston Rockets: Yao Ming no longer suffers foot pain! He also has bad news...
el Gran Poco created this cardboard standup as a "must be this short to buy a Miley CD" guide for music retailers.
NAG contributes a cross-submission to the Same Actor, Wrong Role thread, starring Natalie Portman from Léon.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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