el Gran Poco cites evidence in the case "Being choked stretched my neck and made me ugly," filed by Tila Tequila.
JuanChai has good news for the Houston Rockets: Yao Ming no longer suffers foot pain! He also has bad news...
el Gran Poco created this cardboard standup as a "must be this short to buy a Miley CD" guide for music retailers.
NAG contributes a cross-submission to the Same Actor, Wrong Role thread, starring Natalie Portman from Léon.
Transgressive author Chuck Palahniuk is here to help with tips and tricks to hacking your life.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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