As a public service announcement, el Gran Poco would like you to know that steroid use can cause stunted growth.
Hackuma outs another performance-enhancing-drug abuser who's slavishly devoted to his physique: Danny DeVito.
Larch Tote just wants this little guy to feel like he's doing well. He hates for people to die embarrassed.
It's got to be the cloud, Knackered! It's fundamentally altered her DNA!
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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