As a public service announcement, el Gran Poco would like you to know that steroid use can cause stunted growth.
Hackuma outs another performance-enhancing-drug abuser who's slavishly devoted to his physique: Danny DeVito.
Larch Tote just wants this little guy to feel like he's doing well. He hates for people to die embarrassed.
It's got to be the cloud, Knackered! It's fundamentally altered her DNA!
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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