amishmatrix gives you... Stubby Christ. Look at it. Doesn't it... pop?
el Gran Poco, I ask you once more, rise and be worthy of this historical hour!
Beatnik Filmstar notes that while Lincoln himself was not a midget, there was one living inside his hat.
Ginny Field shares a disturbing vision of human extinction: People just keep shrinking until they vanish altogether.
You Won't Believe How Every MRI Technician Will Soon Be Replaced By Nine Dogs! Your Jaw Will Drop!
Don't let anyone tell you that you're a wasteful, careless, selfish individual because of your shower habits.
100% FOOLPROOF WAYS TO GET ANY WOMAN YOU WANT!
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