amishmatrix gives you... Stubby Christ. Look at it. Doesn't it... pop?
el Gran Poco, I ask you once more, rise and be worthy of this historical hour!
Beatnik Filmstar notes that while Lincoln himself was not a midget, there was one living inside his hat.
Ginny Field shares a disturbing vision of human extinction: People just keep shrinking until they vanish altogether.
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
Don't let the winter dryness destroy your sinuses.
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