amishmatrix gives you... Stubby Christ. Look at it. Doesn't it... pop?
el Gran Poco, I ask you once more, rise and be worthy of this historical hour!
Beatnik Filmstar notes that while Lincoln himself was not a midget, there was one living inside his hat.
Ginny Field shares a disturbing vision of human extinction: People just keep shrinking until they vanish altogether.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
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