amishmatrix gives you... Stubby Christ. Look at it. Doesn't it... pop?
el Gran Poco, I ask you once more, rise and be worthy of this historical hour!
Beatnik Filmstar notes that while Lincoln himself was not a midget, there was one living inside his hat.
Ginny Field shares a disturbing vision of human extinction: People just keep shrinking until they vanish altogether.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
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