"The Bush Era: When America had a teeny-tiny Dick." -- GnatKingCole
el Gran Poco wants you to meet the new boss. Same as the old boss, but, you know, a foot or so shorter. Yeahhhh!
Hello, el Gran Poco. Come and play with us forever and ever and ever.
Thanks to el Gran Poco for activating the shrink ray, to the Something Awful Forum Goons for splicing the beam for maximum miniaturization, and to short people, for their little baby legs and little cars that go beep, beep, beep.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!