I'll check my blood sugar when I damn well please, WilfordBrimley!
Oh no, what have you done, barbarianbob? I should have listened to WilfordBrimley when I had the chance!
Great, I'm starting to repeat myself. Speaking of "eat myself," this bobz0r image can only end in self-cannibalism.
For the sake of science, I will keep this Bog Chef image away from the others.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
It's time we stop tolerating lawlessness in our cities and coddling these criminals. Twenty seconds to comply is too long for ED-209 to get the job done.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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