I'll check my blood sugar when I damn well please, WilfordBrimley!
Oh no, what have you done, barbarianbob? I should have listened to WilfordBrimley when I had the chance!
Great, I'm starting to repeat myself. Speaking of "eat myself," this bobz0r image can only end in self-cannibalism.
For the sake of science, I will keep this Bog Chef image away from the others.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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