Just cry me a river, Helvete. Then I can come tearing up and down that river in my newest luxury water vessel!


Reportedly Lindsay Lohan had to put on a few pounds for her role in this Dead Cow production.


If v-unit hadn't made this image, someone else would have had to do it. We're all eternally grateful for her sacrifice.


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