Just cry me a river, Helvete. Then I can come tearing up and down that river in my newest luxury water vessel!
Reportedly Lindsay Lohan had to put on a few pounds for her role in this Dead Cow production.
If v-unit hadn't made this image, someone else would have had to do it. We're all eternally grateful for her sacrifice.
This dialhforhero image gives me a funny feeling. Just in case there's something illegal about it, I've placed it last.
Well, we had a good run. Thanks to the SA Forum Goons, and to Thunderbeard for not only starting the theme but also helping out with captions. You'll get a little bonus for that, buddy; now go buy something nice for your brother!
Star Wars fan speculation has been swirling about the source of female ejaculation. The answers might finally be coming with the Last Jedi.
Lean in close to your screen. Inhale deeply. Does this guide give off a cloyingly sour odor? Then it is likely the genuine article.
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