Just cry me a river, Helvete. Then I can come tearing up and down that river in my newest luxury water vessel!
Reportedly Lindsay Lohan had to put on a few pounds for her role in this Dead Cow production.
If v-unit hadn't made this image, someone else would have had to do it. We're all eternally grateful for her sacrifice.
This dialhforhero image gives me a funny feeling. Just in case there's something illegal about it, I've placed it last.
Well, we had a good run. Thanks to the SA Forum Goons, and to Thunderbeard for not only starting the theme but also helping out with captions. You'll get a little bonus for that, buddy; now go buy something nice for your brother!
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!