Just cry me a river, Helvete. Then I can come tearing up and down that river in my newest luxury water vessel!
Reportedly Lindsay Lohan had to put on a few pounds for her role in this Dead Cow production.
If v-unit hadn't made this image, someone else would have had to do it. We're all eternally grateful for her sacrifice.
This dialhforhero image gives me a funny feeling. Just in case there's something illegal about it, I've placed it last.
Well, we had a good run. Thanks to the SA Forum Goons, and to Thunderbeard for not only starting the theme but also helping out with captions. You'll get a little bonus for that, buddy; now go buy something nice for your brother!
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