Tempus Fugit foresees a grim future in which guest stars skin and inhabit Sesame Street animals for the hell of it.
The planet's general distaste for marshmallow Peeps has been temporarily reversed, thanks to dialhforhero.
HarkToTheLoons has us all reeling for shirtless '80s construction workers.
I own way more expensive watercraft and assorted boats than Helvete. Don't believe me? Meet me at the marina.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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