Tempus Fugit foresees a grim future in which guest stars skin and inhabit Sesame Street animals for the hell of it.
The planet's general distaste for marshmallow Peeps has been temporarily reversed, thanks to dialhforhero.
HarkToTheLoons has us all reeling for shirtless '80s construction workers.
I own way more expensive watercraft and assorted boats than Helvete. Don't believe me? Meet me at the marina.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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