Tempus Fugit foresees a grim future in which guest stars skin and inhabit Sesame Street animals for the hell of it.
The planet's general distaste for marshmallow Peeps has been temporarily reversed, thanks to dialhforhero.
HarkToTheLoons has us all reeling for shirtless '80s construction workers.
I own way more expensive watercraft and assorted boats than Helvete. Don't believe me? Meet me at the marina.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
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