Tempus Fugit foresees a grim future in which guest stars skin and inhabit Sesame Street animals for the hell of it.
The planet's general distaste for marshmallow Peeps has been temporarily reversed, thanks to dialhforhero.
HarkToTheLoons has us all reeling for shirtless '80s construction workers.
I own way more expensive watercraft and assorted boats than Helvete. Don't believe me? Meet me at the marina.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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