Gravitas Shortfall meets some mighty interesting characters during those big city nights.


It'd be a pretty cold bastard who didn't want revenge for the slaughter of the heifer he loved. eckoelab sympathizes.

The Steak Justice is not yours to dispense, and now you're going to pay for it.

I'd like to take a bite out of your brain, devyl. I bet you taste so intelligent.

Bread Zeppelin made a deal to save someone. He'd be normal during the day, but at night, the Cow takes over.

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