Gravitas Shortfall meets some mighty interesting characters during those big city nights.
It'd be a pretty cold bastard who didn't want revenge for the slaughter of the heifer he loved. eckoelab sympathizes.
The Steak Justice is not yours to dispense, and now you're going to pay for it.
I'd like to take a bite out of your brain, devyl. I bet you taste so intelligent.
Bread Zeppelin made a deal to save someone. He'd be normal during the day, but at night, the Cow takes over.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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