Gravitas Shortfall meets some mighty interesting characters during those big city nights.
It'd be a pretty cold bastard who didn't want revenge for the slaughter of the heifer he loved. eckoelab sympathizes.
The Steak Justice is not yours to dispense, and now you're going to pay for it.
I'd like to take a bite out of your brain, devyl. I bet you taste so intelligent.
Bread Zeppelin made a deal to save someone. He'd be normal during the day, but at night, the Cow takes over.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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