Gravitas Shortfall meets some mighty interesting characters during those big city nights.
It'd be a pretty cold bastard who didn't want revenge for the slaughter of the heifer he loved. eckoelab sympathizes.
The Steak Justice is not yours to dispense, and now you're going to pay for it.
I'd like to take a bite out of your brain, devyl. I bet you taste so intelligent.
Bread Zeppelin made a deal to save someone. He'd be normal during the day, but at night, the Cow takes over.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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