Eat my burger, for it is my flesh. And drink my milk, for it is my blood. Obey the Cowgod, NAG.

Ray Mears Bushcraft reads from Ezekiel 4:15: "I will let you use cow manure in place of human excrement."

Zaftig had never heard a cow scream before, and she hopes to God in heaven that she never hears it again.

When the moon has lost its light, and the stars no longer bright, Zaftig's image will still be there for you, girl.

Larry Koldsweat! approached the lair of the minotaur, holding his sword aloft. And that's the last we heard from him.

Thanks to NAG for spooking the herd, and to the Something Awful Forum Goons for the stampede of images!

– Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller

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