Eat my burger, for it is my flesh. And drink my milk, for it is my blood. Obey the Cowgod, NAG.
Ray Mears Bushcraft reads from Ezekiel 4:15: "I will let you use cow manure in place of human excrement."
Zaftig had never heard a cow scream before, and she hopes to God in heaven that she never hears it again.
When the moon has lost its light, and the stars no longer bright, Zaftig's image will still be there for you, girl.
Larry Koldsweat! approached the lair of the minotaur, holding his sword aloft. And that's the last we heard from him.
Thanks to NAG for spooking the herd, and to the Something Awful Forum Goons for the stampede of images!
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
To celebrate this week's announcement of Mega Man 11 - the first Mega Man game since Mega Man 6 on the NES - let's remember all the terrific bosses we've faced in this beloved series!
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!