ProfessorChaos feeds on the screams of the mutants he's creating.
So one of those dairy council creeps got to you too, huh, occamsmonkey?
After drinking his namesake, 2Pint starts seeing everyone as part of one big masked ball. Great party, isn't it?
apsouthern's image is about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.
dpack_1 vows to protect the Milkman at all costs, and to eliminate all who threaten to reveal his secret objective.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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