ProfessorChaos feeds on the screams of the mutants he's creating.
So one of those dairy council creeps got to you too, huh, occamsmonkey?
After drinking his namesake, 2Pint starts seeing everyone as part of one big masked ball. Great party, isn't it?
apsouthern's image is about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.
dpack_1 vows to protect the Milkman at all costs, and to eliminate all who threaten to reveal his secret objective.
With college finals approaching, it's time once again for Microsoft Word autosummaries of all the old, boring books you were supposed to read.
"Don't you get it? What we have to understand is it's them or us. It can't be all of us, or one. It's got to be us, or they become it. Then we lose what makes us we."
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