Having the phone ring while consuming live animals is a problem I know all too well. "DaShoe" gets the credit, and advances to the lightning round. Also: there is no lightning round.
"schwenz" endorses suicide. Kill yourself in his name.
"DipesXP" weaves himself a web strong enough to squelch even the mightiest of "WEEEEES!"
"Hoffma" is very good at writing with spider webs.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
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