Having the phone ring while consuming live animals is a problem I know all too well. "DaShoe" gets the credit, and advances to the lightning round. Also: there is no lightning round.
"schwenz" endorses suicide. Kill yourself in his name.
"DipesXP" weaves himself a web strong enough to squelch even the mightiest of "WEEEEES!"
"Hoffma" is very good at writing with spider webs.
Over the last few weeks an outnumbered but brave group of men calmly used facts and logic to conclusively prove that women are ruining video games with their lustful object bodies. But there are other threats to everything gamers hold dear.
Sleeping with AC is at this point a basic human right. But if you're one of the doomed souls forced to deal with global warming on a nightly basis, here's an hourly breakdown on how to get the most out of your inferno hellscape of a bedroom.
We're spelunking through the movie catacombs this week. Join us, won't you?
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