Having the phone ring while consuming live animals is a problem I know all too well. "DaShoe" gets the credit, and advances to the lightning round. Also: there is no lightning round.
"schwenz" endorses suicide. Kill yourself in his name.
"DipesXP" weaves himself a web strong enough to squelch even the mightiest of "WEEEEES!"
"Hoffma" is very good at writing with spider webs.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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