"Argabarga Jones" is taking us on a pain safari.
"Nevermore" brings us nature untamed and wild as the girls of spring break.
I would accuse "SirRobin" of monkey business, but dozens of concerned citizens would write to inform me that those aren't monkeys. Instead I'll just say that he's gone ape!
"Mike Toole" blows the lid off an age old event that doesn't quite qualify as a mystery.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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