"Argabarga Jones" is taking us on a pain safari.
"Nevermore" brings us nature untamed and wild as the girls of spring break.
I would accuse "SirRobin" of monkey business, but dozens of concerned citizens would write to inform me that those aren't monkeys. Instead I'll just say that he's gone ape!
"Mike Toole" blows the lid off an age old event that doesn't quite qualify as a mystery.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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