No wonder I hated "Cast Away", thanks for reminding me "Genital-Anthrax"!
"Dork457" gets the run-down of everyone's favorite pyschopath-drug-drama "Requiem for a Dream"
"Captain Failure" reminds us all why we hated "Water World" so very much.
What collection of movies would not be complete without "The Matrix"? Thanks, "Meticuless"!
"Miss Fats" warms our hearts with their rendition of "Apollo 13"
"Captain Failure" strikes back with the hit "Jurassic Park"
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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