Drugs never win! Not even in "Rocky 4" or whatever Rocky it is, thanks be to "Captain Failure"!
"Captain Failure" again with "Field of Dreams". How pleasant.
Ok, "Captain Failure", seriously you need to get out more. Heres "Aliens".
"Anal Surgery" expresses his artistic talents in his rendition of "American History X".
Yet again, "Anal Surgery" baffles the minds of hundreds with his vision of "Memento"
"FrozenEntree" shows the beauty that is "The Goonies".
I never bothered going to go see "Identity" but thanks to "Alaska" she saved me $7.50!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
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