Drugs never win! Not even in "Rocky 4" or whatever Rocky it is, thanks be to "Captain Failure"!
"Captain Failure" again with "Field of Dreams". How pleasant.
Ok, "Captain Failure", seriously you need to get out more. Heres "Aliens".
"Anal Surgery" expresses his artistic talents in his rendition of "American History X".
Yet again, "Anal Surgery" baffles the minds of hundreds with his vision of "Memento"
"FrozenEntree" shows the beauty that is "The Goonies".
I never bothered going to go see "Identity" but thanks to "Alaska" she saved me $7.50!
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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