Drugs never win! Not even in "Rocky 4" or whatever Rocky it is, thanks be to "Captain Failure"!
"Captain Failure" again with "Field of Dreams". How pleasant.
Ok, "Captain Failure", seriously you need to get out more. Heres "Aliens".
"Anal Surgery" expresses his artistic talents in his rendition of "American History X".
Yet again, "Anal Surgery" baffles the minds of hundreds with his vision of "Memento"
"FrozenEntree" shows the beauty that is "The Goonies".
I never bothered going to go see "Identity" but thanks to "Alaska" she saved me $7.50!
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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