Seeing Burk is like having a million stars in the palm of your hand. It's that special.

gijoedirtbag made this picture, which I think is of Benny Hill, one of the UK's most important prime ministers.

teasea is a big fan of provocative search terms.

gijoedirtbag tried to put on a puppet show for children and somehow accidentally made this image instead.

Look out, gijoedirtbag is busting a move on the dance floor of life!

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