Turdpunch wins top honors in the Nerd of the Week contest.

lessthankyle fills the mandatory one Star Wars joke a week requirement.

Knormal reminds us that more than just humans died at the hands of machines.

larrydigital wrote a lot of words but frankly I haven't the time to read!!

I asked moof to describe an image he'd like to see:

i would like to see a picture of a man and a woman riding an anteater and they are in love but their love is forbidden because he is the king and she is just a scullery maid but it is okay because it is all just a dream a beautiful dream

what is this thing we call "love"

what is life

why are we here

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