SirLucius? More like Sir Luscious! Oh baby.

Unkempt is an awp camping fag who can't fight like a real man. That's right. Let's see you score those kills without your sniper rifle, big man.

Thanks, Gen.Specific, but I'll use my own damn axe!

Unkempt made my new favorite image ever of the moment.

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