SirLucius? More like Sir Luscious! Oh baby.
Unkempt is an awp camping fag who can't fight like a real man. That's right. Let's see you score those kills without your sniper rifle, big man.
Thanks, Gen.Specific, but I'll use my own damn axe!
Unkempt made my new favorite image ever of the moment.
Well, now, wasn't that fun? Remember kids, only you can prevent forest fires. Even the ones that occur naturally as part of nature's grand scheme. Thanks to the Something Awful Forum Goons, led by Unkempt, for this fun week of bears, fire, and curse words. We'll be back next week with Woodsy the Owl hardcore sex scenes.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!