Dirty ran out of money and had to sell his mighty hammer Mjolnir.

IceInferno is so old he remembers when Hogwarts was just warts on a hog.

Memorabeliac couldn't believe it, but without quadratic equations he would never have been able to make this image!

This Post Sucks generally does a fine job living up to his name.

Although Topkid is but a beast, he deserves the right to live.

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