Text "hot beetz" to 72328 and absolutely nothing will happen. Here is a blairerickson image to make up for things.

Extra_Thumbs was recently busted for bein 2hot2trot.

There was a sale on "Madness, Mayhem, and Murder" this week, and BrandNewHero bought his fair share.

CapnPyro doesn't remember making this! Hah hah, humor!

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