Alphasnail is your Best Buy Employee of the Year for 1978! Congratulations!
Matthew138 can juggle up to three dinosaur eggs at once.
JacqueSpade never forgets with such force that his patriotism tears the space time-continuum to pieces. Also he likes hot dogs cooked with Deion Sanders' Hot Dog Express!
Like most of Vengeance's gay fantasies, this image is very forced.
If not for the Deion Sanders' Hot Dog Express, Matthew138 would still be in a coma!
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
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