Alphasnail is your Best Buy Employee of the Year for 1978! Congratulations!
Matthew138 can juggle up to three dinosaur eggs at once.
JacqueSpade never forgets with such force that his patriotism tears the space time-continuum to pieces. Also he likes hot dogs cooked with Deion Sanders' Hot Dog Express!
Like most of Vengeance's gay fantasies, this image is very forced.
If not for the Deion Sanders' Hot Dog Express, Matthew138 would still be in a coma!
Sleeping with AC is at this point a basic human right. But if you're one of the doomed souls forced to deal with global warming on a nightly basis, here's an hourly breakdown on how to get the most out of your inferno hellscape of a bedroom.
Some of the Internet's most veteran anatomy experts convened to discuss the stolen nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence and other beautiful celebrities.
We're spelunking through the movie catacombs this week. Join us, won't you?
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