Alphasnail is your Best Buy Employee of the Year for 1978! Congratulations!
Matthew138 can juggle up to three dinosaur eggs at once.
JacqueSpade never forgets with such force that his patriotism tears the space time-continuum to pieces. Also he likes hot dogs cooked with Deion Sanders' Hot Dog Express!
Like most of Vengeance's gay fantasies, this image is very forced.
If not for the Deion Sanders' Hot Dog Express, Matthew138 would still be in a coma!
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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