Alphasnail is your Best Buy Employee of the Year for 1978! Congratulations!
Matthew138 can juggle up to three dinosaur eggs at once.
JacqueSpade never forgets with such force that his patriotism tears the space time-continuum to pieces. Also he likes hot dogs cooked with Deion Sanders' Hot Dog Express!
Like most of Vengeance's gay fantasies, this image is very forced.
If not for the Deion Sanders' Hot Dog Express, Matthew138 would still be in a coma!
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
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