Alphasnail is your Best Buy Employee of the Year for 1978! Congratulations!
Matthew138 can juggle up to three dinosaur eggs at once.
JacqueSpade never forgets with such force that his patriotism tears the space time-continuum to pieces. Also he likes hot dogs cooked with Deion Sanders' Hot Dog Express!
Like most of Vengeance's gay fantasies, this image is very forced.
If not for the Deion Sanders' Hot Dog Express, Matthew138 would still be in a coma!
Transgressive author Chuck Palahniuk is here to help with tips and tricks to hacking your life.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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