Livestock belts out Thor references like they're going out of style.
Raven_DLC imagines the Segway, an invention almost as important as Deion Sanders' Hot Dog Express, shaking things up in the past! No, I'm just kidding. The gyroscopes prevent shaking.
SmackAttack wants you to know it wasn't vengeance that killed Kennedy, it was punishment.
Matthew138 can take his ninjas and go back to the 1980s for all I care!
evilchimpo bottles his scent and sells it under the name "Off."
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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