Livestock belts out Thor references like they're going out of style.
Raven_DLC imagines the Segway, an invention almost as important as Deion Sanders' Hot Dog Express, shaking things up in the past! No, I'm just kidding. The gyroscopes prevent shaking.
SmackAttack wants you to know it wasn't vengeance that killed Kennedy, it was punishment.
Matthew138 can take his ninjas and go back to the 1980s for all I care!
evilchimpo bottles his scent and sells it under the name "Off."
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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