SmackAttack owes his good health to the Deion Sanders' Hot Dog Express!

BaronVonBigmeat pays tribute to our glorious leaders!

ceris eats exclusively out of mailboxes.

And finally... THE DEION SANDERS HOT DOG EXPRESS!!!

That's it for this week. I would like to thank the Something Awful Forum Goons for making all these fine images. I'd also like to thank Deion Sanders for creating the Deion Sanders' Hot Dog Express with his own hands and love of machine building. I think this hot dog maker is going to blow away the competition. Join us next week when I mistakenly post embarrassing sex stories in place of images.

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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