nullandvoid sealed this legally binding document in an envelope marked "please honor my last will and testament."
mfaley is just trying to change the color on your mood ring.
chardish knows why the caged chicken tweets.
DryOatmeal purges the unclean and kills mutants -- all in a day's work for the health inspector on the fast-food beat.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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