nullandvoid sealed this legally binding document in an envelope marked "please honor my last will and testament."
mfaley is just trying to change the color on your mood ring.
chardish knows why the caged chicken tweets.
DryOatmeal purges the unclean and kills mutants -- all in a day's work for the health inspector on the fast-food beat.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
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