nullandvoid sealed this legally binding document in an envelope marked "please honor my last will and testament."
mfaley is just trying to change the color on your mood ring.
chardish knows why the caged chicken tweets.
DryOatmeal purges the unclean and kills mutants -- all in a day's work for the health inspector on the fast-food beat.
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