bigweirdguy will cut off your oxygen or zap you with remote electroshocks if you attempt to ignore his image.
fullroundaction condemns KFC for throwing live chickens into fiery lakes of burning sulfur.
Empty Sandwich was proud, he didn't care how.
Raithe reports the real Colonel Sanders simply retired from public scrutiny; he's living like a king in Patagonia.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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