bigweirdguy will cut off your oxygen or zap you with remote electroshocks if you attempt to ignore his image.
fullroundaction condemns KFC for throwing live chickens into fiery lakes of burning sulfur.
Empty Sandwich was proud, he didn't care how.
Raithe reports the real Colonel Sanders simply retired from public scrutiny; he's living like a king in Patagonia.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
Starting a company is difficult for anyone - doubly so if you happen to be a monster. Make the most of your unique situation with a clever business name to catch the customer's eye.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!