bigweirdguy will cut off your oxygen or zap you with remote electroshocks if you attempt to ignore his image.
fullroundaction condemns KFC for throwing live chickens into fiery lakes of burning sulfur.
Empty Sandwich was proud, he didn't care how.
Raithe reports the real Colonel Sanders simply retired from public scrutiny; he's living like a king in Patagonia.
Top 10 Billionaires in the World? Most Powerful People in Tech? We've seen lists just like these for decades now. Recent features like Best Billionaires Under 40 have attempted to shake things up by getting more specific, but they need to go even further.
RT mobile games reviewer Jeff Glukhov quits RT after being forced to give pro-Russian reviews to various iPhone and Android games.
Did anybody even want this sequel?
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