bigweirdguy will cut off your oxygen or zap you with remote electroshocks if you attempt to ignore his image.
fullroundaction condemns KFC for throwing live chickens into fiery lakes of burning sulfur.
Empty Sandwich was proud, he didn't care how.
Raithe reports the real Colonel Sanders simply retired from public scrutiny; he's living like a king in Patagonia.
Angry and hopeless Trump voters take heart: there is a man who is out for justice for America.
People can't stop talking about this Donald Trump character. He's said a lot of crude and hateful things over the years, and demonstrated a tremendous lack of judgment, discipline and decency. If you ask me, he's not fit to be our president. In fact, he's not even fit to be mayor of Buffoontown.
Nightmares Fear Factory is BACK, baby!
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