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fullroundaction condemns KFC for throwing live chickens into fiery lakes of burning sulfur.
Empty Sandwich was proud, he didn't care how.
Raithe reports the real Colonel Sanders simply retired from public scrutiny; he's living like a king in Patagonia.
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