AxeManiac doesn't see people as "black" or "white." To him, everyone's a vagina monster.
Steve Ballmer has four words for ya, Glib: "Spell my name right." Also, "developers, developers, developers."
The rest of the room was having fun, but Hungry Bit hated to see productivity hijacked yet again by Ninjabread Man.
Toothy thinks Microsoft should make it up to the shopped-out actor by choosing him for every future role.
Classic pick up lines for the sleazebag who tends to overthink things.
Transgressive author Chuck Palahniuk is here to help with tips and tricks to hacking your life.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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