AxeManiac doesn't see people as "black" or "white." To him, everyone's a vagina monster.
Steve Ballmer has four words for ya, Glib: "Spell my name right." Also, "developers, developers, developers."
The rest of the room was having fun, but Hungry Bit hated to see productivity hijacked yet again by Ninjabread Man.
Toothy thinks Microsoft should make it up to the shopped-out actor by choosing him for every future role.
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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