AxeManiac doesn't see people as "black" or "white." To him, everyone's a vagina monster.
Steve Ballmer has four words for ya, Glib: "Spell my name right." Also, "developers, developers, developers."
The rest of the room was having fun, but Hungry Bit hated to see productivity hijacked yet again by Ninjabread Man.
Toothy thinks Microsoft should make it up to the shopped-out actor by choosing him for every future role.
Welcome to Gamer Hell, where those who committed sins in online games must pay for their crimes against noobs for eternity.
Russian President Vladimir Putin has sworn to personally investigate the murder of opposition leader Boris Nemtsov. In fact, Putin plans to use his expertise to solve most major crimes.
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