AxeManiac doesn't see people as "black" or "white." To him, everyone's a vagina monster.
Steve Ballmer has four words for ya, Glib: "Spell my name right." Also, "developers, developers, developers."
The rest of the room was having fun, but Hungry Bit hated to see productivity hijacked yet again by Ninjabread Man.
Toothy thinks Microsoft should make it up to the shopped-out actor by choosing him for every future role.
Star Wars fan speculation has been swirling about the source of female ejaculation. The answers might finally be coming with the Last Jedi.
Lean in close to your screen. Inhale deeply. Does this guide give off a cloyingly sour odor? Then it is likely the genuine article.
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