AxeManiac doesn't see people as "black" or "white." To him, everyone's a vagina monster.
Steve Ballmer has four words for ya, Glib: "Spell my name right." Also, "developers, developers, developers."
The rest of the room was having fun, but Hungry Bit hated to see productivity hijacked yet again by Ninjabread Man.
Toothy thinks Microsoft should make it up to the shopped-out actor by choosing him for every future role.
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
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