Remember our old friend Peekaru Mom? Well, Modern Pragmatist reports that she's pregnant yet again!
TheToiletDuck thinks this low-round Colts draft pick could be a diamond in the trough.
Shark Summer knows that anything goes over international waters.
Thanks to Nerdfolk, corsets will surely come back in style.
Thanks again to Noggut for launching this thread, to the Something Awful Forum Goons for their indelible contributions, and to Kiefer Sutherland for reminding us "you gotta be careful of the water, it creates reflections!"
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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