Remember our old friend Peekaru Mom? Well, Modern Pragmatist reports that she's pregnant yet again!
TheToiletDuck thinks this low-round Colts draft pick could be a diamond in the trough.
Shark Summer knows that anything goes over international waters.
Thanks to Nerdfolk, corsets will surely come back in style.
Thanks again to Noggut for launching this thread, to the Something Awful Forum Goons for their indelible contributions, and to Kiefer Sutherland for reminding us "you gotta be careful of the water, it creates reflections!"
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!