Dragyn discovered the lesson he had been yearning to learn was in his heart all along... And also clogged arteries.
Dumbascii grew up on streets so mean the potholes had potholes.
It's impossible to comment on this Frogeye image without comparing him to master writers such as William Shakespeare and Ann Coulter.
Null1fy conjures up his very own cannibal holocaust.
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
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