See Pimps. See Thugs. See Wizard."Xealot" unleashes his very own rapping genie.

"King Metal" expands the cultural boundaries of Dick and Jane. Hooray for him.

That scumbag "Livestock" made this. I PLOT YOUR DEATH, FOOL!

"blairerickson" finds young Dick up to no good.

"LonerTool" is promoting witchcraft, which is illegal and immoral, so please disregard his image.

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