"darthphunk's" cereal won't stop screaming! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

This "leedo" cereal is going to crawl out of its bowl and kill you, unless its too soggy, in which case you can just dump it in the sink. Either way, you've pretty much lost.

Wow! This cereal is killer! Wow! Thanks to the "synreal" collection.

"neorab" has me even more afraid of shark attacks:

Now I can hate clowns even at breakfast! You can all thank "puff" for this scareal:

"sickman" will put just about anything in his mouth. Perhaps thats why he's sick all the time.

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