Humble young "Cooter" just wants to make us all smile:

This "ToiletDuk" cereal box scares the crap out of me, which I guess is a useful service:

"Tolstoi" presents the most epic box of bran this side of Jupiter:

I wouldn't eat this crap, but "Trueblood" would:

"Rygar" ditches the zeros to be with us heroes:

Greasy "Shadowkaster" is full of cleverness and dishonest fruit flies:

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