If Kavorkian Killed could be any sandwich in the whole wide world, I bet he'd be an ice cream sandwich.
Fausdinotoly does his best to not make this movie suck, but there is no hope for it.
SmackAttack's nickname in high school was "the Ham Magician" because he made ham disappear.
If Fat Guy Mac were an alligator this image wouldn't look half as good.
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
Out here in the Wild West we got some rules for gunfightin', like a pregnant lady ain't gotta be carryin' iron for you to draw on her first.
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