If Kavorkian Killed could be any sandwich in the whole wide world, I bet he'd be an ice cream sandwich.
Fausdinotoly does his best to not make this movie suck, but there is no hope for it.
SmackAttack's nickname in high school was "the Ham Magician" because he made ham disappear.
If Fat Guy Mac were an alligator this image wouldn't look half as good.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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