Pookaliscious dreams of one day being mayor of Hot Dog City.
Power Streak spends all his time watching cartoons and eating gravy.
Symphoric is addicted to the taste of Thundarr's fury.
Speaking of kid's movies, here's some more! Cunty pressed a magical red button on the Phantom Keyboard to make this image appear out of thin air.
UnnamedPlayer graduated from the Internet with a degree in "laughs"!
Top 10 Billionaires in the World? Most Powerful People in Tech? We've seen lists just like these for decades now. Recent features like Best Billionaires Under 40 have attempted to shake things up by getting more specific, but they need to go even further.
RT mobile games reviewer Jeff Glukhov quits RT after being forced to give pro-Russian reviews to various iPhone and Android games.
Did anybody even want this sequel?
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