Pookaliscious dreams of one day being mayor of Hot Dog City.
Power Streak spends all his time watching cartoons and eating gravy.
Symphoric is addicted to the taste of Thundarr's fury.
Speaking of kid's movies, here's some more! Cunty pressed a magical red button on the Phantom Keyboard to make this image appear out of thin air.
UnnamedPlayer graduated from the Internet with a degree in "laughs"!
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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