Pookaliscious dreams of one day being mayor of Hot Dog City.
Power Streak spends all his time watching cartoons and eating gravy.
Symphoric is addicted to the taste of Thundarr's fury.
Speaking of kid's movies, here's some more! Cunty pressed a magical red button on the Phantom Keyboard to make this image appear out of thin air.
UnnamedPlayer graduated from the Internet with a degree in "laughs"!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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