Pookaliscious dreams of one day being mayor of Hot Dog City.
Power Streak spends all his time watching cartoons and eating gravy.
Symphoric is addicted to the taste of Thundarr's fury.
Speaking of kid's movies, here's some more! Cunty pressed a magical red button on the Phantom Keyboard to make this image appear out of thin air.
UnnamedPlayer graduated from the Internet with a degree in "laughs"!
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Don't let the winter dryness destroy your sinuses.
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