Choko lives his life by the mantra "Ariel! Ukla! Ride!"
On a scale of one to ten, trampoline favors five.
Memorabeliac created this horrifying image which sends chills down my spine.
Why don't you take some time to bond with RipVTide over this image!
In case you read my profile online and got excited, I wanted to clear up any misunderstandings.
In a Something Awful exclusive, we reveal the true state of Darren Wilson after his harrowing encounter with Michael Brown.
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