Choko lives his life by the mantra "Ariel! Ukla! Ride!"
On a scale of one to ten, trampoline favors five.
Memorabeliac created this horrifying image which sends chills down my spine.
Why don't you take some time to bond with RipVTide over this image!
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
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