Carrot Cake is like that ruffled potato chip that gets lodged in your throat and makes you wonder if you're going to die.
SteveYun made this image, which is sorely missing a harmonica.
Pirate King is neither a pirate nor a king. However, he does own a library card.
puppyslinger made this rockin' take on that raging lunatic Tom Cruise.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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