Carrot Cake is like that ruffled potato chip that gets lodged in your throat and makes you wonder if you're going to die.
SteveYun made this image, which is sorely missing a harmonica.
Pirate King is neither a pirate nor a king. However, he does own a library card.
puppyslinger made this rockin' take on that raging lunatic Tom Cruise.
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