Carrot Cake is like that ruffled potato chip that gets lodged in your throat and makes you wonder if you're going to die.

SteveYun made this image, which is sorely missing a harmonica.

Pirate King is neither a pirate nor a king. However, he does own a library card.

puppyslinger made this rockin' take on that raging lunatic Tom Cruise.

More Photoshop Phriday

This Week on Something Awful...

  • Freakypizza: The Sweater Curse

    Freakypizza: The Sweater Curse

    Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.

  • Drinking Fountain Enthusiast Lingo Drinking Fountain Enthusiast Lingo

    Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.

Copyright ©2015 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.