Page Two: The Dark Side of Technology"Cradly" presents this practical guide to maintaining your crazy robot friend:

"Apathy Prawne" loves them machines:

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This ugly "USAR-NAEM" image makes more sense when you realize it was originally Madonna's shitty "Sex" book.

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