Mom, You Bought Me The Wrong Game

Well, okay, so we have this "darthphunk" image here:

"FairyMeat" is a high powered mutant never considered for mass production.

"Sensurround" lords his things over us:

This "King Metal" image sure is something. Hey, give it up for those crazy nonstandard Tengen cartridges!

"SkaWes" isn't playing with a full deck of cards. In fact, he's not even playing with cards.

"Weevil" continues his sassy ways.

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