randomSex once killed a man with a parasol while exploring a hole in his backyard.
Yossarko put so much text in this thing I gave up reading and just assumed it was hilarious.
johnnybgood1234 offers dull online combat for lonely men.
SimplyCosmic thought he was grooming the perfect moustache, but little did he know he was grooming a cold blooded killer.
"Oh, look, it's me from the future! And there's another me, made of anti-matter! All three of us are reaching out towards the exact same point in space, our fingertips on a collision course."
Levi Johnston finally comes clean about his involvement in the Weinstein scandal and details a disgusting incident that required a green screen.
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