randomSex once killed a man with a parasol while exploring a hole in his backyard.
Yossarko put so much text in this thing I gave up reading and just assumed it was hilarious.
johnnybgood1234 offers dull online combat for lonely men.
SimplyCosmic thought he was grooming the perfect moustache, but little did he know he was grooming a cold blooded killer.
Transgressive author Chuck Palahniuk is here to help with tips and tricks to hacking your life.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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