randomSex once killed a man with a parasol while exploring a hole in his backyard.
Yossarko put so much text in this thing I gave up reading and just assumed it was hilarious.
johnnybgood1234 offers dull online combat for lonely men.
SimplyCosmic thought he was grooming the perfect moustache, but little did he know he was grooming a cold blooded killer.
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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