Parts of Food That You Can Use To Build Food (For Real!)"MagnumHB" could stand to eat a few bags of anthrax, or at least listen to some of their albums:

"BigFactory" puts the soul in your shitty diet:

I don't know if "Cramato" knows this, but this is pretty much how sauces are applied at most Fast Food places already.

"cubass" celebrates a tradition of cannibalistic excellence.

"weevil" shows the typical goon responsibility when addressing the topic of children.

"kungfuaaron" is a regular child MURDERER.

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