Big L mostly comes out at night.
SlightButSteady stands guard over a kingdom of rats.
Metanaut sleeps warmly under columns of light.
Gavok has the power to create darkness 100 times darker than night.
Ace McLamesauce can be used for beauty, or debasement. Until you plug him in, you just never know.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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