Big L mostly comes out at night.
SlightButSteady stands guard over a kingdom of rats.
Metanaut sleeps warmly under columns of light.
Gavok has the power to create darkness 100 times darker than night.
Ace McLamesauce can be used for beauty, or debasement. Until you plug him in, you just never know.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
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