I really have to go. Guys, let's hurry it up. Oh fuck, pictures of water.

BloodyHedgehog champions the new sport of sandbox diving.

ebakaneza has a truly magical toilet worthy of scientific study.

LOO is a real pool shark if you know what I mean! LOO? MORE LIKE LOL!

notforclimbing cloned a Jesus army, then he went to war.

Piglet practically stole this joke from "The Vacant Lot," which no one has ever seen or heard of so it's perfectly okay.

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